What is she UP to, anyway?

I'm penetratingly lazy. I am profoundly, nay, morbidly lazy. I am lazy on an Olympic scale. I'm so lazy that couch potatoes look like busy little worker-bees, very monuments of productivity, by comparison.

For those almost as lazy as I ~ subscribe to my news feed and have the fruits of my sloth delivered to your aggregator of choice.

And then take a well-earned break. I know I will.