Because I'm So Lazy
Why am I starting a blog? Why?
Because I'm lazy. I'm penetratingly lazy. I am profoundly, nay, morbidly lazy. I am lazy on an Olympic scale. I'm so lazy that couch potatoes look like busy little worker-bees, very monuments of productivity, by comparison.
This is how lazy I am: I'll just about manage to scrape together an entry every now and then so that people who might conceivably want to know what's going on with me can stop by and check, or ~ for those almost as lazy as I ~ subscribe to my news feed and have it delivered to their aggregator of choice.
How lazy am I? I'm just that lazy. Lazy enough to imagine that people are less lazy than I am, and that they'll actually come and read occasionally.
Because I'm lazy. I'm penetratingly lazy. I am profoundly, nay, morbidly lazy. I am lazy on an Olympic scale. I'm so lazy that couch potatoes look like busy little worker-bees, very monuments of productivity, by comparison.
This is how lazy I am: I'll just about manage to scrape together an entry every now and then so that people who might conceivably want to know what's going on with me can stop by and check, or ~ for those almost as lazy as I ~ subscribe to my news feed and have it delivered to their aggregator of choice.
How lazy am I? I'm just that lazy. Lazy enough to imagine that people are less lazy than I am, and that they'll actually come and read occasionally.
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