I love Red Bull
Red Bull is the nectar of the gods. Specifically, sugar-free Red Bull is ambrosia.
Not because of how it tastes. Mind you, I genuinely like it, but it's definitely a weird, acquired-type taste.
No, Red Bull is a very sip of eternity, one that keeps the office drone from slipping into a fog of oblivion in the middle of the afternoon. Today, I was seconds away from putting my head down on my desktop like a child in kindergarten, and falling into a drool-sodden coma of exhaustion. Instead, I went to my local CVS, bought and rapidly consumed a sugar-free Red Bull, and I tell ya, I'm a new woman.
Great stuff. Turn the camera on and I'll gladly give a testimonial.
Not because of how it tastes. Mind you, I genuinely like it, but it's definitely a weird, acquired-type taste.
No, Red Bull is a very sip of eternity, one that keeps the office drone from slipping into a fog of oblivion in the middle of the afternoon. Today, I was seconds away from putting my head down on my desktop like a child in kindergarten, and falling into a drool-sodden coma of exhaustion. Instead, I went to my local CVS, bought and rapidly consumed a sugar-free Red Bull, and I tell ya, I'm a new woman.
Great stuff. Turn the camera on and I'll gladly give a testimonial.
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