Postal Outrage!
Not really.
I went to the post office to mail a bunch of stuff. The line was looooong. I get to the counter and ask for a bunch of first class stamps. As you may know, postal rates are increasing very soon, and they were totally out of the generic $.37 stamps. I was given the option of Valentine's-Dayish "I love you" stamps, Ronald Reagan stamps, or Happy Birthday stamps.
Now, under no circumstances am I sending out missives with Ronald Reagan stamps on 'em (the postal clerk confided that she was having a very hard time unloading them). Nor does it seem appropriate to plaster "Happy Birthday!" on distinctly NON-BIRTHDAY communications.
So all sorts of folks are going to be wondering if I'm either calendar-challenged or harboring secret crushes.
Hah! Let 'em wonder.
I went to the post office to mail a bunch of stuff. The line was looooong. I get to the counter and ask for a bunch of first class stamps. As you may know, postal rates are increasing very soon, and they were totally out of the generic $.37 stamps. I was given the option of Valentine's-Dayish "I love you" stamps, Ronald Reagan stamps, or Happy Birthday stamps.
Now, under no circumstances am I sending out missives with Ronald Reagan stamps on 'em (the postal clerk confided that she was having a very hard time unloading them). Nor does it seem appropriate to plaster "Happy Birthday!" on distinctly NON-BIRTHDAY communications.
So all sorts of folks are going to be wondering if I'm either calendar-challenged or harboring secret crushes.
Hah! Let 'em wonder.
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