A project for 2007

Okay folks, enough pfaffing about. It's time for me to find a suitable mate. No more dallying with charming but fickle young things. WAY more trouble than it's worth.

Friends, your mission (should you choose to accept it) is to help me identify and recruit appropriate candidates. Impossible? No! I say it is not impossible. Rifle your rolodexes, ask your friends about their brothers and uncles, I'm serious now. I'm willing to entertain options from 10 years younger to 10 years older.

Let's get creative about this. Because life is too short for pointless excursions into the absurd.